@VijeMiller · 7h
'.. if it were medicine .. they would call it medicine,' was some thing similar to what George Carlin had said.
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FleshliPad Concept (Fleshlight iPad Case)
This conceptual design titled the FleshliPad holder, melds the Fleshlight device to a rubber housing for the Apple iPad (or alternative tablet) allowing the cumsumer to interactively reach self-gratification with various pre-recorded multimedia (photograph, video or animation) designed specifically for the tablet-penis interface. This design was recently pitched to Brian Shubin, Vice President of Interactive Life Forms (dba. Fleshlight).


ref. Engineering > FleshliPad
Spartan Race New York Results
Spartan Race
#11099 Miller, Tv
New York, NY
Age Group: MAll
Competitive Wave: Wave 1
Start: 05:59:32.8
Official Finish: 01:07:23.4
Overall: 33 of 258
Men: 28 of 170
MAll: 28

Results: http://www.j-chipusa.com/results.php...

I had a dream it would end this way...laying in a ditch covered in mud and grass, bleeding profusely. Little was I aware that no enemies stood over me but, race promoters. According to the Spartan Race officials, this was their most destructive course yet devised. Built into a ski slope, not one distance held level ground. Immediately you were confronted with a slope to the top that scavenged my subpar cross country training for salt. I find need to hail excuses such as the 3 hours of sleep following 6 hours of work the night before, the improper diet pre-race and inadequate gear, but the truth laid bare when combating grades like this that training was my Achilles'. However, for every distance lost on the hike, I gained on the obstacle. An array of jungle gym accessories were keen to my skill set of agility...sans for one. A Home Depot 5 gallon bucket, gravel and that god damned slope. There was no sweet spot to be found on that ascent. A worthy mention as well to the 36 meter uphill mud and barbed wire crawl followed by (two further ascents and) a downhill ice barbed wire crawl. 1 hour and 7 minutes later I was assaulted by 3 guards of the gates (see video) which now has me here clutching my side, not in agony but as humbled. Succinctly, a worthy contention for the competitive and those seeking mental merits. I come away with assertions to improve. [Photographs: Daniela Travaglini]


[Update] This following video best represents roughly 80% of the course (sans 5 to 7 obstacles and climbs) as run by Guinness record holder and winner Hobie Call (00:39:58.1). Tv Miller is alongside Hobie Call from 00:00:41 to 00:01:00. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aP90aKowP8
Spartan Race Live
Tomorrow, we are scheduled to compete in the 09:00EST "Elite" heat (#11099) of the Spartan Race in Tuxedo, New York. Prior to and following the event, we will be tweeting and twitpicing live. Follow us at twitter.com/TvMiller.

Spartan Sprint Race
Tuxedo, New York, N.A. 10987
09:00EST "Elite" Heat (#11099)
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Fail Blog Poorly Dressed - Brooklyn Shore
A photograph we took 366 days ago is currently being featured on Fail Blog's Poorly Dressed home page. Voting 'thumbs up' is a vote against New York City.
Business Card No. 18
Having exhausted fifteen long years into a near American Psycho-esk state over the development of a functional, multi-purposed business card; we have arrived at our first successful destination.

Portability, identity and encased within a near limitless supply, the pocket stamp with our personalized internet dialogue (search?q=Tv+Miller) has become our "Ace of Spades". Applicable anywhere and should further information be necessary, an impersonal, old-fashioned, unfeigned, hand written note will suffice. [Vistaprint Pocket Stamp $11.24 ea. #shill]