Contemporary marketing, placing faces under our eating surfaces? At what moment do we have to entertain the entirety of this disadvantaged flyer? Are we gratuitous enough to find compassion for the less fortunate while dispersing ketchup upon their foreheads? Who was paid for this idiotic conceptualization?

Further environmentalist disregard -- this receipt is larger than the product itself.


Contest: Count the typical American inconsiderations? (Answer: 7)


De-effeminate my ice cream shake!


The likely sole reason why the affluent DNC and RNC would not entertain a convention in a smaller locale as to stimulate their economy -- in effect demonstrating the lack of sagacious reserve by Americans.

Who Never To Trust #3
Witness only to a blurred 1/3rd of the world.

Where's Your God #2


As analog transmissions are terminated at the end of this year and replaced by digital broadcast, contemplate recording your physical and psychological conditions and calculate if there are significant neuro-synaptic alterations. The question poised is will there be a noteworthy variation of the chemo-electrical activity of the brain in mass?

Guardianship gone too far.


Not a sense of otherwise. A life, mere cavitations, misled into prosperity.

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In anticipation of the headline: Utah Arch Collapses, Man Blamed. (ref. http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/10/arch.c ... index.html)

Coflater: Coke flavored water. $1.95 (8.0 fl oz.)


Gay T-Shirt? (ref. http://www.cafepress.com/tvmiller)


Eventual California driving regulation -- hands free smoking?


Should the arresting officer have prior acquaintance with driving a manual before he has the faculty to arbitrate your ability to navigate your vehicle?

"I would love to have dinner with you...do you think we could meet halfway?" Can we quantify variances in population figures based on socioeconomics encumbering looming relationships?

He IS Mike. Mike enjoys touting his status as a Mike. Feel free to advise this 'bloat' to step up to the mike for being a douche bag who now is easily exploited after having offered up his identity.

This behemoth vehicle transported two bicycles a few blocks to be ridden for aerobic exercise.

A computer desk manufactured with an incompatible mouse surface.


Something special for the ladies out there; The majority of men employ the same towel on their ass, taint, feet and face. Possibly even in that order. Daily residuals are habitually disregarded. Enjoy that good-bye kiss in the morning.

Who Never To Trust #1
Spontaneous heroic act inapplicable.

Who Never To Trust #2
Inefficient narcissistic posturing.

Where's Your God #1

Impaled upon shards reflecting the visage of your life. To such great lengths to know the deceptive solution. Keys to no tumblers. The inescapable reformatory of autonomy.

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Genghis Khan Mongolian Barbeque
24506 West Lyons Avenue
Santa Clarita, California, North America
91321

Date: 1330 207/4068
Genre: Mongolian Barbeque/Chinese Buffet
Serving: $9.95 (Lunch)

You could scour the shores of Mongolian barbeque enchantment and rarely sequester such a banquet as one would find at this location. The plethora of variety consumes the diner with an overwhelming savor, giving only the clout of disappointment to the architect of the contents. Fully stocked and finely sliced meats aside vast quantities of properly wedged fruits and vegetables to be bathed in a lengthy discourse of sauces and spices, culminating with a dexterous chef who walks the entrée around the hibachi styled circular grill to a subtled perfection. Even the carbonated beverages seem superior. The accompanied buffet features the traditional faire with an occasional specialty though vastly pedestrian to the barbeque alterative. Should you aspire to amplify your dining atmosphere, come famished and journey to this 'oriental' cuisine tucked away in it's eldered setting.

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Electronic noise pollution? Interpret the entire Jack in the Box menu into your cellular phone and ponder the justified malignant brain tumor later.


The American Dialect: 'Um...' is swiftly replaced by 'Huh?'. I implore you to feel free to join the rest of us here on Earth. Sure, the clamor is far less callused than the latest Kardinal Offishal featuring Akon LP but I'm sure you will cope. I know we'd like you back, so that you can again hear our cries of grief as you dysfunctionally interrelate.

Relativity [rel-uh-tiv-i-tee] n.
   1. the state or fact of being relative.
Relative [rel-uh-tiv] n.
   1. considered in relation to something else; comparative.

Perfectly natural and safe...aside from the incapacitating neurochemical abnormalities. Do you require a definition of abnormalities?


"Ignore your peripheral dear, it's just nature."



"And, to our righ—oh nevermind."

LA Fitness (Valencia)
28211 Newhall Ranch Road
Valencia, California, North America
91355

Date: 186-218/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $39 (Single Club Access)

Seemingly a rudimentary configuration, one might be led to believe that formulating and sustaining an athletic club would be relatively effortless. This would be true if the foundation of the business infrastructure was sound. This particular LA Fitness would stand on the equivalent of a several day old dried crumbling pile of feces. With numerous inadequacies, this athletic club fails to even make the grade. A cadre of noteworthy failures:

1. A defectively constructed plumbing system that disables the functionality of any of the water supplies (showers/faucets) -– flushing a toilet to the sufferance of the bather should not reside in a commercial environment.

2. Frequent dilapidated machinery that musters for days. Loose hardware (bolts), damaged padding/grips and lack of lubrication.

3. Inadequate quantity of high volume equipment versus needless excessiveness of low volume apparatuses. A simple strap handle is often hard to come by during sluggish operating hours.

4. Uncleanly or often over-chlorinated pool –- Band-Aids seeking residence?

5. Pallid operating hours deficient for a contemporarily employed young adult. Monday through Thursday 4-24. Friday 4-22. Saturday and Sunday 8-20.

Having resided in this middle-upper class locale for a scant three years, this athletic club sorely disappoints and I highly suggest avoidance at all costs, to even a degree of adopting a personalized budgeted home fitness regiment.

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