Tv Miller

Hiatus - But Not Really

We are currently acclimating ourselves into our ~~new~~ environment and throughout this paltry evolution, we will be modifying several attributes contributed by this internet website. Stay tuned.

Default Browser Scripting - Google Chrome

For the past 6 years, this internet site had been default scripted to the Microsoft Internet Explorer browser. As of print, we have converted our default scripting to the newer and more efficient Google Chrome (Beta) browser.

As a result of this alteration, some facets of scripting (CSS/HTML/Javascript) may appear incompatible within MSIE as it had previously within Mozilla Firefox, Macintosh Safari and Opera. Please continue to advise us of any errors that you may experience.

Link: Google Chrome (Beta)

Bug - Twitter

I have been informed by users of Safari, Firefox and Chrome that the Twitter 'box' on the right side of this page is overlapping the borders of the container. The issue has been recognized and is currently under analysis (CSS/HTML) and will be repaired shortly.

Special thanks to Stephen Morley of Trenton, New Jersey (N.A.).

Arrival

Vehicle: 4050 "1990" Honda Accord
Specs: 1.3L 4 cyl. 5 spd.
Mileage: 253,627.0
Distance: 2,498
Time: 48.12.00
Fuel Consumption: 65.2 Gallons (US)
Stops: 13
Average: 38.312 mpg

Departure

We are at present finalizing the logistics into the pending 2,542 mile journey from one coast to the other in under 40 hours to begin mere hours from now. Stay tuned to Twitter on the right of this page and/or at twitter.com/TvMiller for up to the moment commentary during this two day journey.

New - Asking Why Series

Over the last 6 years, I have consistently poised the seemingly obvious question of 'why' and subsequently answered with jest or poignancy, never allowing the perpetrators to voice their reasoning. My reckoning was their abstraction is a flawed dynamic which created this syllabus of ignorance. However, "The proof of the pudding is eating." (Don Quixote).

With the ease of technology in hand, a new audio series will enliven us to the least of the quick witted to better delineate 'why'...by asking them.

The premise is simple. In everyday life, we encounter the very fodder for discussion. A moment later, we'll poise into a recording device the question of why. Their initial response is all we require. Whether sound judgment or asinine brevity, we'll examine the human culture of discourteousness in first person.

Stay tuned.

Elsewhere � Displaced Immovable Objects

Grab your keys, unclench your buttocks and unhinge the garage door as we venture out at a high velocity in a decidedly unstable acuity essential immense metal, plastic and combustible fuel bludgeoning transportation device. Passengers are permitted to retain buttocks tightening until we have come to a complete stop...courteously alive.

Prior to our departure, we initiate a false sense of vanity. For example, underutilizing our "work" truck with assiduous external care in order to alleviate ourselves of that retched 'used' assertion.

We proceed from our scene onto the mutual thoroughfare...well, partially proceed. We often feel the need to preserve ourselves regardless of the inefficiency and labor to those to the rear.

Our first destination requires of us to quickly 'pop in' and pick up something. Surely, at this very moment, a person inside of this fa�ade is not suffering from an urgent situation requiring the swiftness of an emergency vehicle to approach without hindrance. We'll only be a minute...in all probability. (Note: This woman threatened me as I photographed her violating the law.)

We return to the communal collective of our under appreciated vulnerabilities. Sigh...partly return. 'How do traffic signals work?' a likely suitable curriculum to be explored.

Turning right, then left, then right again and...oh dear. I had presumed our future had approached. Perhaps this poorly crafted and vastly necessary sign (paid in full with tax dollars) was merely suggesting that the future, as a static entity will always remains as such.

Harnessing the ability to traverse great distances while obliged to be easily distracted by music, illustrations, facial blemishes and attractive people...we continue along our byways to make a few brief stops along the way. Immobilized not included.

Feeling famished from our laboring of adjusting our rear view mirror from inspection-to-use, we hasten for the nearest food retailer.

Finally, our day concludes where our blissful family communes...with others, on our cellular phones and PDAs. (Note: She noted to her friend on her cellular phone about the rigors of her disjointed life.)

Where's Your God? #5
(ref: http://www.consumershero.com/)

Update - Anti-Gravitational Propulsion

Updated illustrations have been added to the Anti-Gravitational Propulsion page.

Link: Anti-Gravitational Propulsion

Relocation (Part Thrice)

days until 1100 UTC 279/4068
Relocation to Orlando, Florida, North America

Assessment - 24 Hour Fitness (Santa Clarita) Review

24 Hour Fitness (Santa Clarita)
18645 Via Princessa
Santa Clarita, California, North America
91351

Date: 240-273/4068
Genre: Athletic Club
Cost: $32/month (Negotiated: No Setup Fee $62)

Santa Clarita has a population of well over 150,000 individuals with the preponderance of culture in this middle-upper class community as habitually narcissistic as put on display by their incessant speeding to a red light. As newer athletic clubs are constructed catering to this volume, comfort and vanity, this approximately 7 year old inadequately premeditated gymnasium fails to even compete.

Housed in a measly 31,000 square feet facility -- a scant few becomes an encumbrance. Machines are clustered and chaotically assembled. The entranceway, cluttered with merchandise, is difficult to navigate, impeded by two or more passing individuals. Paradoxically, the staffing area of a far too numerous quantity of desks overwhelms a vicinity under-utilized.

Far worse are the locker rooms. Cumulated on tile only floors into a diminutive dining room sized area, walls criss-cross as obstructions. Benches are fixed to the floor leaving futile room to operate most lockers and amassing customers to the corners in unison. Showers are poorly kept -- one of seven nozzles function properly. Soap dispensers unstocked and disjointedly placed. Curtains torn or absent. Bathrooms are often latently cleaned �- urinals are the most displeasing to approach.

Overwhelmed by discomfort, there are some attributes that allow this club suitability.

The spa, steam room and sauna in addition to the outdoor lap pool are often quite habitable regardless again of dimensions as an obstacle. The machines and free weights are frequently well maintained and practical.

Athletic clubs often necessitate some degree of compromise and while this business is tremendously inadequate in capacity and severally derisory in locker room quality, the receptive hours of operation and characteristics of the machinery yields tolerance.

-- just not mine.

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LOTC-Widget V5.F2A Release

The newest LOTC-Widget (V5.F2) allows us to release this version now before it's fully completed. With our new 'Add-On' design, new applications can be added to this widget over the next several releases without the user having to upgrade the embed script. Upgrade to the LOTC-Widget V5.F2 within the next 30 days before expiration of the V5.F1 model.

LOTC-Widget V5.F2(A) New Features
- UTC Singularity
- New Tabbed Design
- Add-Ons Function
- Single Embed Script (V5.F2 Compliant)

Ipecac National Golf Tournament

Ipecac National Golf Tournament
Tuesday 272/4068 (Monday 29/9/2008)
Angeles National Golf Club
Sunland, California, North America
Designer: Nickalus Design Group (4064)
Par: 72
Yards: 6,597
Slope: 140

Link: Angeles National Golf Club

LOTC-Widget (V5.F2) Preview

Sphere - Emblem Draft

We've been laboring for a long time to delineate Sphere as an entity by way of a diminutive ornamental. Here is a primitive sketch of the still pending emblem. Tell us what you think.

Update - Myspace A Go-Go

We have decided to terminate our Space of My account (ref. myspace.com/vtyhw) and focus more attention on this internet site as means of communication and for the general practice of societal accomplishment. Update your bookmarks and methods of contact.

Mor, a client of Tv Miller, will remain on Space of My (ref. myspace.com/morisspeaking). Become a Mor-on today!

Ozark Southern California Golf Tournament

I will be attending a golf tournament in a few short hours at the Ojai Valley Inn and Resort golf course in Ojai, California (N.A.). It will be match play 18 holes on the Championship Course (Par 70 6,305 yards Slope 125). Stay tuned for the results.

Link: Ojai Valley Inn and Resort

LOTC-Widget V5.F1 Bugs

We have been notified and have observed several bugs in text and data compiling from the new widget. A "patch" release in presently under development. Check back frequently for updates.

LOTC-Widget F5.V1 Release

The latest Live Orbital Time Clock Widget (V5.F1) is now available. Be sure to upgrade your LOTC-Widget today before we deactivate the previous incarnation in the next 30 days to coincide with the V5.F2 release.

New Features (V5.F1)
1. Day of Week (Correction)
2. Day of Week Titles
3. Week of Year
4. Transparency Theme
5. Embed Script Bug Fix

This stable platform has a temporary theme and will be altered in the next release anticipated within the next 30 days. Check back often for updates.

LOTC-Widget V5.F1 Update

We've decided to completely skip the scheduled Live Orbital Time Clock Widget V4.F5 release for a new platform with several new features including "day of week", "week of year", day of year correction, refined embedding/sharing options and more. Already proposed V5.F2 design allocations include color user-end parameters and additional aesthetic alterations.

Elsewhere - Grape Flavored Shenanigans

Just a matter of time.

But...but, how can this be accomplished with two such dissimilar objects? (Congratulations goes to The Signal Newspaper for following that award-winning high caliber publication standard)

Congratulations to the Level 60 Orc Shaman Razibus Hamburgerpatty.

Where's Your God #4

Quitter! In the least, do all of us a favor and be hygienic about it. Cranium and pellets embedded into stucco is not making us miss you any further.

No less than 7,960 miles from Thailand to this simple bathroom in Santa Clarita, California, North America. Cost effectiveness trudges forward.

Who Never To Trust #7
Voluntary disability.

"How are you today?" "Fine...and you?" Further declination of fast food inefficiency, somewhere behind the 30 year old baffled drive-thru customer and the obese caloric "investigator".

Consumer manipulation? Two McDonald's restaurants located a mere 4.1 miles from each other charge a "Big n'Tasty" sandwich with a $1.10 disparity. Explanation? (ref. http://www.pricingforprofit.com/pricing-explained/) ...which delineates further corruption only with now a pine fresh scent.

*See "Tacit Responsibilities While Operating Heavy Equipment"
(Note: S/GD/Transportation)

K-Mart captures the prize for rudiments the environmentalists ignore.
(1 item purchased)

Who Never To Trust #8
Tattoo, a reflective imagery of one's condition. A memento of motivation...conferred with by chasing your own tail.

Who Never To Trust #9
Earphones embedded of 2 or more. Can't hear? Negligence assured.

I can't imagine how tough a 19 year old in the upper middle class Santa Clarita Valley can be as they speed around you in their hopped up Honda CRX, pull into the gas station parking lot in their wife beater and shaved head and buy...grape cigarettes.

LOTC Widget V4.F5 Update Coming Soon

A new more appealing aesthetic version of the Live Orbital Time Clock Widget (V4.F5) is currently under development. A pending update (V5.F1) will feature entirely new scripting with additional features like 'day of week', 'week of year', user end parameter scripting (aesthetics) and live RSS feed.

Sphere - Global Doctrine - Department of Registry

The most significant step forward in the restructuring of an environment and pending application of a democracy is the registration of it's inhabitants. The role of the Department of Registry (DOR) becomes an individual entity govern by the people, entrusted by a publicly designated department supervisor overseeing a technical fluid quantity.

We have posted a first draft rough outline of the S/GD/DOR model under the Sphere category.

Link: S/GD/Department of Registry