Appearances May Be Deceiving
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Judicial Inverse - 78 Day Hiatus Explained
13 years ago, I was incidentally arrested and charged for possession of an invalid, unusable, forged document, which resulted in a resisted 45 days of incarceration. Upon release, I was placed on what at the time I under stood to be summary probation. It was not, as discovered 12 years later when an unchallenged bench warrant was revealed and tended to by my volunteered surrender to San Fernando Valley Court.

16 days later, punch time clock disregard of Superior Court Judge, Honorable David W. Stuart, from hence forth to be referred to as Inferior Court Judge, Dishonorable Tyrannous Snatch, and Public Defender Michael Frank Tanner, hence forth; Public Pretender Sack of Shit, heaved an unjust, unreasonable and incomparable 180 days (78 actual) sentence of a humiliating, ailed and embattled imprisonment in the dysfunctional Los Angeles County Jail with out a crime committed against man or Nature, quite literally.

Our Twitter account (@TVMiller) will detail several observations of these events utilizing the hash tag #Jail.

There is currently an investigation in to probable misconduct by the courts in the original prosecution 13 years prior and misconduct by the Los Angeles Sheriffs Department for absent conservation time for skilled labor provided, which may both result in a suit in law.

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New Year Notification (075)
As of 00:00:01 Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) on Day 001 Week 01
The year is now identified as 4,547,724,075 or 075. Happy that n' such.

Arduino Gaydar
Recent studies have shown that genders have differing electrical resistive properties that may allow for a measurable acuity of sexuality. This, is in no way true. But, the average Joe, does not know this. Thusly, we have hacked an Arduino Uno (or Micro) to provide no real information at the user's discretion.

Upon activation, the Arduino Gaydar calibrates, then enters a scan mode. The protruding antenna contains a capacitive sensor that adjusts a servo relative to electrical resistance. Vaguely protruding from below the housing (see video) is another capacitive sensor that differs the servo's mapped variable. Upon prank, the user may decide the homosexuality of any person being scanned, but when turned on the user by an unknowing third party, the heterosexuality is assured.





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HackADay.io Project - hackaday.io/project/3728-arduino-gaydar

Dominion Renovations
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